– Lord Waffle. This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
– You may dispense with the pleasantries, Administrator. I am here to put you back on schedule.
– I assure you, Lord Waffle, my men are working as fast they can.
– Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
– I tell you that this website will be operational as planned.
– The Waffle King does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
– But he asks the impossible! I need more men!
– Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
– The Waffle King is coming here?
– That is correct, Administrator , and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
– We shall double our efforts!!
– I hope so, Administrator, for your sake. The Waffle King is not as forgiving as I am.
Just like the Second Death Star, The Waffle 2.0 is not fully operational.
Nevertheless, it is up and running and over 140 posts have been restored.
There are still some issues to resolve and a lot of material to recover, but The Waffle will resume posting new stories shortly.
Thank you for your patience and all the best for 2017.